I'm gross. I saw a post of farts actually burning calories and that apparently 52 farts daily will burn a pound.
Now I don't care about that, I'm here thinking of how much air and other crap we gotta do to fart that much, will the person become a fart machine and own a part time job of the "are you serious right now" stares? lol I'm gonna shut up and turn my phone off. Work soon. mother of the groom and bride collections in vintage style
Fart all you want.